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Does Paul Rudd have an enormous dong?
Apparently so.
As if growing old with preternatural grace and enduring handsomeness weren’t sufficient, the beloved actor is raking in some penis reward.
Actually, you’ll be able to see him react to the praise when an interviewer brings it up.
‘Anaconda’ was the suitable film for him
In July 2025, Paul Rudd and Jack Black participated in a bit throughout their Anaconda promotional tour. The scene included, ostensibly, an interview with Rick Glassman.
(As in, for the ill-received Anaconda quasi-remake movie; it was not deliberately named after Rudd’s penis)
In the course of the bit, Michael Cera — enjoying a manufacturing assistant — pretended to scald Rudd’s face with sizzling espresso.
There was an entire catastrophe that adopted, with Rudd screaming in fake panic, an ambulance able to deal with him, and extra.
A part of the bit included Rudd dropping his pants, pretending to have dirty himself. Pixelation censored the pants — and the now-pantsless actor. (Sure, there’s a screenshot under)
On Thursday, January 8, Rudd appeared on the Take Your Footwear Off w/ Rick Glassman podcast.
The episode replays the earlier look, which Rudd claimed to have by no means watched as a result of it was “traumatic.” He additionally joked about having to get well from his accidents.
In the course of the dialog, Glassman bluntly instructed the actor: “You might have an enormous penis. You do. You might have an enormous penis.”
(Notably, individuals who watched the unique video had surmised as a lot, regardless of the censoring pixels)
Rudd modestly remained silent, shrugging, then shot a grimace on the digital camera.
1 pores and skin, 2 pores and skin, 3 pores and skin …
Glassman continued, seemingly unable to cease singing the praises of Rudd’s colossal endowment.
“You’re popping out forward,” he quipped. “A giant head.”
After a line about “steps ahead,” Glassman additionally spun a pun: “Foreskin ahead.”
Although Rudd didn’t affirm or deny it, some have taken this as proof that he’s an uncut king.
Earlier experiences have urged as a lot, as properly. However what’s the fact?
Paul Rudd Calls out Rick Glassman
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Now we have to emphasise that Rudd is from a Jewish household and, although he didn’t develop up in an particularly non secular family, he has spoken fondly of connecting to fellow Jews throughout 1000’s of years of custom.
There are a rising variety of intactivists within the nation — individuals who label toddler circumcision as mutilation that violates human rights (exhausting to border it one other method whereas nonetheless being trustworthy).
And, sure, there are Jewish intactivists. This has even come up on actuality tv, resembling 90 Day Fiance, the place a Jewish lady and her Ethiopian Orthodox husband clashed over their new child son’s human rights.
Nevertheless, folks on-line have identified that the American circumcision price lastly in freefall now doesn’t imply a lot for what Rudd’s mother and father might have determined again in 1969.
To know the reality about these on-line arguments, you’d need to ask Rudd. Or perhaps Glossman. However you actually, actually shouldn’t.
‘It was exhausting to overlook’
“I didn’t understand that you just even noticed my penis,” Rudd admitted to Glassman.
Glassman then joked: “It was exhausting — it was delicate to overlook. It was exhausting to overlook even when it’s delicate.”
(Not all distinguished flaccid penises are considerably bigger when erect — however some definitely are. Not each show-er can be a grow-er)
“Do you are feeling like folks don’t know the way huge your penis is?” Glassman requested, prompting Rudd to clarify that he’s “by no means been bare in a film” as a result of he’s a “pretty non-public individual.”
Properly, it appears like his privates are greater than honest.
